Rustbelt self parody: "The Cookie Crumbles: a tale of pain"

Pseudo proposed an art trade: ask him to draw something, then he'd ask you to draw something. I asked him to draw "a badass dude being badass with a machinegun machete." He did. Then he asked me to draw a badass eating cookies. Naturally, I read "badass" and thought of Matchley "Match" Daws, one of my PCs from the Rustbelt (you might recognize him from the cover of the ashcan).